Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Speeches and Peaches


Friends, teachers, fellow students-who didn't push it to the limit like i did so radically. In the game of life there are rock stars and there are police officers who can pull you over if your roll higher then a ten. The police officer is like a a long hollow tube, filled with all the money you get each time someone rolls higher then a ten. now if you decreased the tubs circumference by 1/2, you would have a tube roughly twice its original length- now why would you do that? This is why we learn. This is the question of life. Why... Why would you do that to the tube? If I could quote the great Michel Rivard, "I have but two things to say to you: Celery and Sidewalk. Thank you, good night." Thank you good night.

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