Document-ah-Che

If I had to create an award winning documentary revolving around a character with so many characteristics as Che Guevara then there are certain events in his life I'd focus on, and I would also try to answer strange questions that no one can answer like "did Aliens build the pyramids" and make loose connections like "Leonardo Da vinci was an accomplished painter, just like Adolf Hitler. The first thing I would focus on would be Che's childhood, his rise to entitlement. Then I would really spend a long time talking about his realization of his love for his mother land and then I would move on to his beard growth, and there I would ask the unanswerable question, Why? why did Che grow that voluptuous beard? was it for show, possible a declaration of his rebelliousness, fear of razors? or maybe it had connections to some Dark lord of the Nether Realms. I would remember to keep Che human in the documentary try to point out that he may have had to do some inhumane things but they were justified in some fashion, or maybe it was the beard? At the end of te documentary I would be sure to try and pin all of Ches' accomplishments on his beard, go grow a beard.
EDITORS NOTE* -The entirety of the Document-ah-Che would be presented to you in a stop animation clay sculpture to preserve the whimsy